Best Jokes

Best Jokes

Best Jokes - Here you will find large collection of Best Jokes of pathan jokes, funny jokes.

Sarda: Oh yaar ab kesi tabiyat hae tumhari?????

Pathan: Yar Doctor ne kaha tha tumhare jism me khun ki kami hae tum tamatar khao - mager 300 rupy kilo tamatar se to mera baki khun bhi khushk ho geya hae

Pathan: Yar mere mobile me awaaz to a rahi he mager tasvir kyu nai a ri??????

Dukandar: is ki brightness zero pe hui hae..

Pathan: yek kya matlab????

Dukandar: lala is ka bulb fuse ho gya hae 500 rupay lage ghe change karne ke liye...

Pathan: thik hae - kar do - bas tasvir sirf ani chaiye...

2 Arbi ek dusre ko galiya de re the......

paas se ek pathan guzra - aur bola:

molvi saab hum ko bhi duaao me yad rakna.......

Dost: yar tum kyu nai dekhte??????

Pathan: mujhe us aunty se darr lagta hae - 

jo kehti hae: 

hum wo dikhate hain - jo log chupate hain

Pathan hajh kar ke aya aur sidah mohalle ki dukan pe ja ke bola: yaar mera khata nikalna

Dukandar bara khush hua ke aj us ka 3 saal ka udhar milne wala hae

jese hi usne khata kola pathan bola:

yara mere nam ke sath haji bhi likh do

Sardar aur Pathan ke bich me fight ho ri thi

Sardar: Saale me tere kapre paar ke tujhe nanga kar du gha

Pathan: dekho yar, serious ladai me romantic bat mat karo warna

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mera moode ban jae gha........

Ek aurat: jab tumhari talak hoi thi tab to tumhara ek bacha tha... ab 3 bache kese hain????

Dusri: wo kabi kabi mafi mangne a jate the.....

Larka: kesa feel kar ri ho??????

Larki: kal raat to had ho gai

uffff 2 ghente.....meri to jaan nikal gai

   sare kapre gile ho gae the pehle to ek ghenta karte the  -  mager kal to 2 ghete tak sans hi nai ai...

1 ghenta bhi bohat tha yeh 2 ghente ki

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load shedding to jan hi nikal deti he

Bubly: mujhe tumhari muchey bohat pasand hae

Pappe: acha... tab hi tumne bhi halki halki raki hui hain.....

Aurat ko jab bhi nazr lagti he

aurat ki hi lagti he

Kyu ke mard to dekhte hi kehte hain:

MashaAllah...

Baba jiii kehte he: larki ke piche mat bhago

balke

larki ka purse chin ke bhago

larki khud tumhare puche bhage ghi.....

Pappu: Thand lag ri hae???

Bubly: Nai

Pappu: Thand lag ri hae???

Bubly: Nai

Pappu: Thand lag ri hae???

Bubly: Tum bar bar same question kyu puch re ho???

Pappu: Bcoz I wanna hug you.....

Larka: Tum itni moti kyu ho????

Larki: Humari fridge jo khrab hae

Larka: To Pir????

Larki: To Pir sab kuch khana parta hae......