Baap aur Bete ke Jokes

Father Son - Baap Beta Jokes

Baap Beta Aur Girlfriend Funny Joke

Baap : Beta teri girlfriend hai?
Beta : Nahi to
Baap :Aaj Kal to sab ki girlfriend hoti hae
          thoda social bano..
Beta (Sharmate Hue) : Wese ek hai
Baap (Thappar lagate hue)  Nalaeak Is ki wajhe se fail hua hai tu

Baap Beta Facebook Chod funny Joke

Baap (beta se) : Chor de yeh facebook ka chakar
ye tujhe roti nai dene wali

Beta : Han papa, mujhe roti nai dene wali lekin
roti banane wali zarur de ghi

Baap Beta aur School funny Joke 

Papa apne bete se : Bewkuf Werma jiii ki beti ko dekh
                                 first ai hae school me
Beta : Aur kitna dekhu??
          Us hi ko dekh dekh kar to fail ho geya mae

Pappu And Papa Joke

Papa (Pappu se) :Agar tu pir exam me fail hua to mujhe papa mat bolna….
                           Result ke baad

Papa : Tumhare result kesa raha??

Pappu : Dimag khrab mat kar madanlal,
             Tune baap kehne ka haq kho diya hai….

Pappu aur Papa funny Joke 

Papa : Kahan ho tum beta??
Pappu :Hostel mein padhai kar raha hu,
            Exams bahut nazdik hae is liye bahut padhai hae
             Aap kaha ho???
Papa : Theke par hon , tere piche line mein last me khara hon
            Ek half mere liye bhi le…….

Baap Beta funny Joke

Baap Bete se : Kal tum pi kar kamre me gir gea the
Beta : Kya batau papa sab galat sangat ki wajhe se hua,
          6 dost the aur 6 bear aur unme se 5 peete nahi the

Pappu Ko Mile 100 Rs

Pappu ro raha tha.
Papa: Kya hua beta, kyu ro rey ho?
Pappu: Mere 100 rupe gum ho gae.
Papa: Koi bat nai, ye lo 100 rupe ab ise sambhal kar rakhna.
pappu ab aur zorse rone laga
Papa: Ab kya hua hae?
Pappu: Mujhe pehle pta hota to 1000 rupe kehta mai.

Karaile ki sabji – Father and son joke

Beta :   Aaj bhi karele ki sabzi , mai hotal ja raha hon !!!
Bap :    Mera juta kaha pe hai …
Beta :   Mae to mazak kar raha tha,
            Karela to sehat ke liye acha hota hai papa
Bap :   Zeyada gayan mat jhar,
           main bhi chaluga tere sath beta !!!!



Kaka Shrarti ko phansi ki Saza hu - Joke 

Judge: Koi akheri khwahish hai tumhari?
Kaka shararati: Meri jaghe pe tum latak jao na!!

Dadaji ka baal kese safed hua 

Beta : Papa, Papa! Apke sir me do Safaid bal hai?
          Yeh baal kyu a jaye Papa.
Papa : Joh Bacha, Apne Papa ko jitna zyada tang karta hai,
           uske Papa k utne hi bal Safaid ho jaty hain..
           Samjhaaa?
Beta : Haan... Tavi main sochun, Dada ji ke sir ke pore hi bal ku safaid ho gaye…

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