Student and Teacher ke Jokes

Student and Teacher ke Jokes

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Miss: Aaj tum late kyu ae??
         School 8 bajhe shuru hota hai - phir deer kye hui???
Student: Miss, aap meri itni fikar mat kiya karo.
Miss: Kyu??
Student: Kye ke mere dost pir Shak karte hain..



Teacher: 5 janwaron ke name btao jo pani me rehte hain.
Sardar: Fish
Teacher: good aur baki 4??
Sardar: Fish di maa, piyo, pehn tey pra.....




Student: Miss kya aap murghi hain?????
Student: Keya bakwaas hai, main tumhy murghi nazar ati hon???

Student: To miss phir aap mere har Test main mujhe Anda kyu deti                hain




Teacher: Ager irada pakka kar ke kuch kam karro to wo pura hota hai.
Student: Rehne dey Miss, ager aisa hota to aaj aap meri bahon me hoti.....




Ek Profesor khaali plate main roti dubo ke kha raha tha
Waiter: Aap zeh kiya kar rahe hain??
Profesor: Main math ka Teacher hon.
               Maine daal farz ki hui hai




Teacher: Insaan wo hai jo dusron ke kaam aaye!!!
Student: Lekin Exam ke waqy na to aap khud Insaan bante hain
               ar na dusron ko Insaan banne dete hain.....



I hope that you will likhe these Techer Student Jokes in Urdu.